Oh yea, did you guys know that I'm married?
Well it's been 3 months since I tied the knot with this lovely lady
and she couldn't have been a better spouse to me
Presenting to you, my sweetheart...
See those big and adorable eyes
coupled with that petite stature of hers
And you'll understand
why I go head over heels for her
This red-hair babe maybe a bombshell
that guys would drool at
still, that does not change the fact
that this hottie is a gold-digger!

Aiks, better stay away from this dangerous being!