Nyan, It's a Wonderful Cat Life

i saw a comic that covers the following dialogue:

grandson: mom and dad are so stupid! why won't they understand?
grandfather: can't blame them. when you become a parent, you'll lose 50 points off your IQ. However, when u become a grandparent, u automatically gain 100 IQ points!

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Oh yea, did you guys know that I'm married?

Well it's been 3 months since I tied the knot with this lovely lady

and she couldn't have been a better spouse to me

Presenting to you, my sweetheart...

See those big and adorable eyes
coupled with that petite stature of hers
And you'll understand
why I go head over heels for her

This red-hair babe maybe a bombshell

that guys would drool at

still, that does not change the fact

that this hottie is a gold-digger!

Aiks, better stay away from this dangerous being!

 

Hello, Worker

Now that I've officially begun my job search,
I believe that a job search is like matchmaking
Every fresh graduate out there is looking for the right match, or the perfect job
And it's not worth waiting for the Mr. Right
If you are too picky, you'll never get a (good) job
Yet, if the job is not a good match,
then this poor relationship will definitely not last

So, how would a fresh grad like myself get the best job match?
For one, always get to know more about the job and the company work environment
Experience also helps, so do not fear of rejection
But then, all of these cannot compare to the power of social networking
Getting to know acquaintances who could refer you to their superiors
and thus providing access to job opportunities
that you were not accessible previously
and granting you an advantage over other candidates

All of this coming from someone
who is going to be jobless soon
Therefore, this job search guide is not reliable at all
Hahahaha...